Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
