weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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