she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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