Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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