I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And then my night got REAL pukey
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
false alarm, still single
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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