If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I want her autograph on my taint
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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