Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I cannot find my penis.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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