elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
it's like heaven, but drunker
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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