We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
