I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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