My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
the day after is always just damage control
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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