Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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