he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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