Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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