Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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