rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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