i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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