wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's official drugs can't kill me
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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