i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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