I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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