can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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