I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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