I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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