Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
