Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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