Porn is love you can see.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
