Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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