everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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