i don't plan on having that self control this summer
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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