Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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