please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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