i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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