fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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