so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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