At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I think i got beer on your cat.
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