You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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