Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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