So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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