He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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