I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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