We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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