It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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