i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the condom got lost in my hair
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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