She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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