I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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