why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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