we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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