OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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