Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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