At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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