In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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