But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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