Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Hippo gnu deer
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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