This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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