I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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