I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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