Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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